The Wisdom of a 4 Year Old

Hudson: You’re not the boss.
Mom: Sure I am.
Hudson: No. You’re not.
Mom: Then who is?
Hudson: Daddy
Mom: Oh yah? Why’s he the boss?

Hudson: He’s the tallest.
Mom: Well, then who am I if he’s the boss?

Hudson: The King. And the king tells the boss what to do.