Advice, as offered to me by the Baci Chocolates somone brought into the office today:

1. “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to share it with.” (M. Twain)
2. “To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart.” (Anonymous)
3. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” (W. Shakespeare)

I think I see a trend developing here.